For the dead bats: my father chased a bat out of the house one time, and he didn't have his glasses on so he killed the bat. He insisted that he didn't kill it, but my mother and I did, so we got into an argument over whether or not the bat could have been dead.We also argued about what to do with fresh blueberries, whether or not the Chipmunks Christmas album should be played in the house so that people other than my father can hear it, how to get hot chocolate out of the carpet, how to put air in the tires and what kind of cheese to serve at a dinner party.
Speaking of chocolate and cheese, my friends and I spent $100 on fondue yesterday. You would have been proud of the way that we were fucking around with the table full of drunk middle-aged men across the aisle.Wizo's cover of All That She Wants? As previously established, awesomely bad. *attaches seal of approval*
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The first two, I can see. The Christmas Trees one, I can see. How do you get heated screaming arguments out of all the others though? :s
For the dead bats: my father chased a bat out of the house one time, and he didn't have his glasses on so he killed the bat. He insisted that he didn't kill it, but my mother and I did, so we got into an argument over whether or not the bat could have been dead.We also argued about what to do with fresh blueberries, whether or not the Chipmunks Christmas album should be played in the house so that people other than my father can hear it, how to get hot chocolate out of the carpet, how to put air in the tires and what kind of cheese to serve at a dinner party.
Speaking of chocolate and cheese, my friends and I spent $100 on fondue yesterday. You would have been proud of the way that we were fucking around with the table full of drunk middle-aged men across the aisle.Wizo's cover of All That She Wants? As previously established, awesomely bad. *attaches seal of approval*
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